jackoff.

ooh yeah baby...
i like yo titties.
nobody's home so why dont you hang with me?
that's what i said to the my new favorite,
she Czechaslovakia and you know it.
she got the body of an asian,
the eyes of a russian,
and that's what makes her whole package bustin.
so then sit down and play some raunchy tunes,
electro as always gettin me in the mood.
then i maximize the pic,
i grab my dick,
and then i double click.
Bow chicka wow wow!
i skeeted like the cow from kung pow.
but luckily the computer dodged it.
some of it got on nella's left tit,
take some toilet paper and wipe it.
and now there's some nasty ass smeared shit.
and when my momma comes home im gonna get hit.
and this is how to end off this jackoff bit.


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by P-Nut (Johnathan)

AFTER SCHOOL
its everday fasst food and a diet pepsi
I never said that shit was healthy
yet I eat it everyday
I cant cook at home so there is no other way
on mondays its great khan's mongolian grill
it tastes so good its my favorite meal
on tuesdays its del taco the cashier probably knows my name
the 3 tacos pricve has always been the same
wednesday its jack in the box value menu
and I get tired of it so I wannna get the try new menu
Mcdonalds on thursday time for a big mac 2 pattys, special sauce lettuce and cheese and 3 pieces of bread its whack
have 3 of those and you could have a heart attack
its so small and so good
tthat;s all you can afford with a 2 dollar budget in the hood
friday long week of school so I wanna good at the hat
prices so high you gotta sell your autographed baseball bat
Pastrami dip its 7 dollars
you gotta walk in with a wallet the size of a Baller's
my artiries are clogged and its the end of my week
and how do I burn all of this off
with some 8 hour sleep.
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